Cigaro Cock

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."

Sir Winston Churchill



My small but tidy collection, well not really collection as I plan on smoking them, of Havana Cuban Cigars - contraband goods including the sixth cigar which needs to be smuggled into some bedrooms - and please keep away those miniature guillotines, it narrowly escaped the first one. It is both fantastic and amazing at what surprises lay in wait inside some humidors, this particular humidor is much like that as it has decorations inside of the Japanese Kama Sutra, as it was meant to be used as a pillow book but now is filled with embargoed goods, but that's enough waffling about pillows, books, cigars and traditional Japanese sex positions.

Mutley and Phish both asked me what maybe should be written on a Matchmaking site. I guess that Matchmaking sites can be worse then pick-up pubs, actually pick-up pubs are good, real pick-up pubs where everyone is far too drunk to fuck but do anyway, no, I mean those trendy collared up places where the guys jostle about like penguins with baboon bum faces wedged to lager bottles and girls sucking down lemon slices in Gin fizz as they heliograph their hair highlights just in case any of them accidentally get lost in thought. Very much like that.

In my mind a Matchmaking site should be an exchange of sexual ideas, but they aren't, and often they really are more about seeming sexual then being sexual. In one sense they are blatant examples of sexual repression, and the other triumphs of sexual expression. I think the most important thing about writing up a profile is making it into something that will further creation of the site as a "sophisticated" sexual community.

I am an idealist at heart so I tend to tackle these things with all the verve and effrontery of a naked duelist, thrusting my opinions at an invisible enemy. A bit melodramatic I know but none-the-less very much the terrain of my soul. Matchmaker profiles should be like Myspace profiles, without being as palpable, by that I mean they should be sexual quarters that stink of the resident.

They should be what Rudespace never became, what XTube is doing but not with Matchmaking, what Adult Friendfinder never amounted to be, and what Blogs are about.

Out of about 200 couples, I found around five who had something markedly lucid about their desires - the others were, beg the term, cheap & nasty, but not in any kinky way.

So there you go, write what you like but make it original, make it visionary, make it articulate, and put creative photos up.