During my siege of book stores for Christmas gifts I managed to pick up a 1938 edition of James Agate's "Bad Manners", I have several of these entertaining trifles of text, Thackery's "Book of Snobs" and the selected writings of Samuel Johnson. I'm not really in any kind of Blogging frame of mind this week - there is lots I could write on sexual deeds, a quick fuck on the couch whilst watching Father Ted, a fuck the previous night on another couch as I lay slumped listening to the rain fall gradually depleting a glass of 2001 Pepper Tree Cabernet Sauvignon.
I'm becoming quite proud of my wine collection since I managed not to drink the entirety of the last load, the lovely gleaming black bottles that off set the books so well. I could write about the fucks but I'd rather write about the books just to bait Mutley in the chummiest possible way since he has sauced in his latest post. In earnest I'd rather write about both but as I said this week is just flat on opinions and scarce on creative verve. Descriptions on the labels of wine bottles however have to be the most inviting blurbs ever, "delicious blood plum and blueberry flavours", "touch of vanillian oak", "crimson highlights", and "velvet mouth filling texture of Cassis and dark chocolate".
Should cum have the same inviting descriptions? His jism could be "tinted with moods of warm Cumquat and sweet Fennel", "lounging on the palate", and "Goshenite leers". 
Franklin Vintage 1976
I was pondering on a conversation I had with an ex-girlfriend going back about six years ago now regarding cocks. She told me that some cocks look angry and some look friendly. It wasn't just about their colourisation and shape but also about the posture of the cock. If I were to be so vain as to assign a personality to my own cock I would say that in some ways it is clerical, that is noble, and dreadfully moody. There are some things it is extremely picky about such as oral and hand jobs. It easily succumbs but must from there on direct and conduct the performance as desired. These are just some of the things I could say about its personality but I pretty much have said it all here before I believe. This conversation I had was more to do with the way a cock looks. A cock might appear shabby. A cock might seem indignant. A cock might come across as cheerful or sulky.
Do some cocks appear angry or friendly? What do cunts appear as? I wonder, a bit.
Friday, November 23, 2007
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Ruf always says mine looks moist and welcoming... The attribute I would ascribe to his cock would be inquisitive... It sort of looks at me quizzically with its one eye as if it's saying 'So what do you have planned for me this time...?'
Well you are better at sex than me thats for sure... I do think you are right about cocks in general. They do all look oddly expressionistic... I have been drinking a lot of wine as well. I am testing it for xmas. Hic.
I just thought you should know that these two questions have been rather obsessing me all day.
i shall wonder, too, especially about cunts.
I can picture one very arrogant-looking cock, and I imagine pussies would be harder to characterize, but perhaps just because i am unfamiliar with reading them.
Mr. Fine's penis is very noble and proud.
BTW, "Tag, your it!"
Rules are here
Having my cake,
moist and welcoming, would indeed give a cock an inquisitive expression!
Rups xox
Mutley,
I too am testing my wine for Christmas! Cocks certainly don't like their owners do they?
Rups xo
Z,
did you find an answer?
Rups :) xox
Bittersweet,
I'd say I've seen some expressive cunts in my time, some energetic looking, others demure ...
Rups xoxo
Tendernfine,
oooh a challenge, goody, I'll have a look! xoxo Rups
Yes- expressions abound on all our body parts I imagine- but cocks. There are earnest cocks, samba cocks, hopeful cocks,shy, Kamikaze koks, deadpan, viper, emotional, escoteric, 2,4,6,8 bog-in-don't-wait..... but to name a few.
Cunts? elastine, teether, groping cunts, pursed, playful, prissy, happy, gutsy, gobbly and gulpy, feral, silver-lined, saving themselves for god and glory, tangoing clingwrap cunts - all sorts!
xx sabine
Sabine,
that's the start of the Oxford New Dictionary of Expressionistic Private Parts. Kamikaze Koks and Silver-Lined Cunts might find some time together to wreak havoc - xoxox Rups
a bit late into the game, i suppose, but nevertheless...
i quite agree: there are angry-looking cocks, and there are happy-looking cocks. (there are others as well, but these, essentially, are the only ones--sabine's lovely glossary notwithstanding--worth talking about, in my opinion.) the cock i am currently fucking (no, not right this very instant) seems a happy sort of chap...and is very good at making me happy, as well.
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