Monday, July 21, 2008

Debauchers



Here is a card game I've adapted from a common schoolyard game called Torture. I heard about it from my son and thought, wow, that would be a groovy game kinked-up, I didn't say that out loud, just let it waft about in my mind pleasurably.

The premise of Torture I have adapted for the playing of this game, I call it ... Debaucher!

How you play it is this. Shuffle a pack of cards, then each person chooses a card. After everyone has chosen their card they commit it to memory and then put it back in the pack. Someone else reshuffles the deck and places it on the table.

Then everyone leaves and doesn't return for at least ten years, then upon reuniting each person must remember what card they had chosen ...

No, I'm joking of course, the play goes like this: Each person then takes a card from the top of the pile and places it face up on the table. If a person arrives at their card then they are a Debaucher, they can then sit out while the others go through the pack.

The person left standing who hasn't found their card yet is the Debauchee, and that person must keep on selecting cards until they find their own. Once having done this, the remaining cards signify the amount and what kind of Debauchery that person will experience.

So if twenty cards are left, then that person will be Debauched twenty times by the Debauchers. How they are Debauched depends on what cards are left. Each person in the group then takes turns in lifting a card. If the card is say five of hearts and if it has been decided that hearts represents being stripped of five pieces of clothing, then the person who has the five of hearts must strip five layers off the Debauchee.

This goes on twenty times, and the number of the cards represents the number of times the person gets Debauched by the Debaucher who holds the current card.

To make the game extra Debauched, the Queen, King, Jack and Ace could all represent something especially kinky or xxx-treme. For instance Jack of hearts could represent being Jacked off whilst having an item of clothing removed, or if clubs represented Turkey Slaps then Queen of Clubs might be Turkey Slaps on the cunt etc etc.

So there you have it comrades, a game for all occasions, played easily in parks, on beaches and in libraries. Just set your own Debauched actions as that way you can cater to the level of kink you and your group can get into.

10 said knowingly:

Ell said...

Gosh! Beats a game of Whist and cucumber sandwiches! I see this being played in drawing rooms and salons across the land, it will be all the rage. I could use some debauchery right now. Ever get that feeling like you want to be thrown down and fucked?

:)

mutleythedog said...

What night is this? Shall I bring twiglets and quavers as snacks?

Rups said...

Ell,

Whole cucumbers might come in handy!

xox Rups

Rups said...

Mutley,

I would be very grateful if you brought some cabbage.

xox Rups

Z said...

That picture made me laugh so much I could hardly read the post.

But I did, eventually, and I'm in. What shall I bring?

Rups said...

Z,

"It's not funny!" - If you've never seen Bowfinger, it's an Eddie Murphy line, very funny if related to any exposure context.

xox Rups :)

Carnalis said...

a Turkey Slap? don't tell me .. i can make a guess.

Do you have one of those pack of cards with 52 different positions? i could use of those for smaller parties of 2.

Tara Tartly said...

oh, so there's only one debauchee per game...i read this the first time and was under the impression we all got to be debauchees every game, just for different numbers of turns. well, i guess there's only a very fine line b/t debauchee and debaucher, after all, isn't there?

count me in. shall i bring the mojitos?

xo, tara

Rups said...

Carnalis,

Turkey Slap, is it an Australian term I wonders?

Rups xox

Rups said...

Tara,

Only one Debauchee per game, yes, but the game should be played several times, if you miss out being the Debauchee one evening, even more incentive to come back for seconds.

xox Rups