Soap on a Grope

Always on the look out for a new discovery in the sometimes mediocre trappings in life, you may have remembered some time back I invented the "Cock Cream", a lavish, desirable moisturizer for men who wanted to have a smooth penis all year round. Of course, I am Baudelaire reincarnate when it comes to these ideas and never ever set the wheels in motion to produce them, I instead find it much more easier and perhaps more satisfying to get annoyed at the person who does create such ventures with success. Open the window and say "Alas", indeed.

Today I sat wanking in the bath, my phone at my side waiting for a text message from a friend of mine, and after a bit of time, I began wanking. I am not much of a bathroom fan when it comes to the act of masturbation, but these days it matches my moments of privacy which in circumstance is reduced to certain hours if I'm lucky, and that's just a fact of life, and something unavoidable.

What I conceived in this moment could revolutionize the pleasure of every domestic male. What I experienced with a particular brand of market stall soap, scent and ingredient that was traditionally made from spices of some sort. I forget what it was, as I tend to buy and then include it without much given thought to its origin. This soap however was the perfect accompaniment to a hard-on.

I thought, soap that induces erections. Soap that encourages sexual stimulation. Not just soap delicately designed for couples to increase bath time pleasure, but soap for men to use jacking off in the shower or bath. Soap that stimulates the penis and tickles the sensory glands. Soap that proudly says "Drop me". Yes, it can be done, with the right inclusion of ingredients, it could be called "Soap on a Grope".